Silencio
uberbardf
🛑 “Coloca na próxima?” Mais um clássico do PDR 🦶🐭 Fui buscar o bonitão numa das cidades satélites de Brasília… No final da corrida, ele soltou a velha cantada: — “Coloca na próxima?” Eu, já vacinado, respondi: — “O app tá bloqueado pra isso.” Dei aquele migué com classe. 🧠 Foi aí que ele mandou a segunda parte do golpe: — “Então vou ali dentro rapidinho buscar meu celular… já volto.” Aham… sei. 👀 Esperei… 1 minuto. 2… 3… 4… 5… 🚨 E NADA. Acionei minha buzina marítima como último aviso ⚓ Ma...
Seguir
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