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Enem concurso vestibular
Eufemismo é aquele jeitinho maroto de falar uma verdade feia, mas de forma bonitinha, como quem tenta passar perfume num pum. Sim, é isso mesmo. Você solta a bomba, mas com classe. Por exemplo: Ninguém fala "fulano morreu" ☠️ — a gente solta um "ele partiu" ✈️, como se tivesse ido fazer um mochilão espiritual. O cara foi demitido? Nada disso! Dizemos que ele foi "desligado da empresa" 🔌 — tipo um eletrodoméstico que queimou. E aquela amiga que é, digamos, esteticamente desafiada? Não é feia!
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